Pssst… has received word that the social go-slow at the Groenkloof reses has reached new heights, since Lilium hasn’t hosted or attended a social event since January. Shame, you know it’s bad when Kiaat and Inca take pity on you and invite you to third-wheel at one of their socials.

Katjiepiering’s annual interior night (which is really just a cheap excuse to invite a bunch of men into their building) went as debaucherously as usual, although Pssst… was told that consuming copious amounts of punch was the only way to make it through the otherwise unentertaining night.

Meanwhile, it seems like no one is really excited for Mopanie’s Oesdag – not even the Peppies themselves. Pssst… thinks they’re probably too busy making inappropriate remarks to anyone on the Proefplaas who even slightly resembles a female.

Pssst… is very amused by the fact that Jasmyn had to emphasise that their Wellbeing-week slumber party was specifically for girls only. Only for the Slurpies would this need to be stipulated so clearly – because no one wants a repeat of that embarrassing Tennessee incident, right Jasters?

Pssst… has become quite worried about the quiet state of things at Erika and Madelief. Pssst… would like to know what (or who) the ladies are hiding from? Although, Pssst… was glad to see Erika indulging in some good old vandalism by painting on the dustbins on campus, just to remind everyone that they haven’t fallen off the map completely.

Speaking of quiet residences, Pssst… wonders if Olienhout have decided that social interaction is just too exhausting for them? Houte, if you want to be social ostriches, think of your ex-Rag partners Lilium as a cautionary tale – if you’re too silent for too long, Kiaat might just invite you to an event, and you don’t really want that, do you?

With everyone re-adjusting to varsity life for the new quarter, Pssst… is sure that some tantalising res news will surface next week. You, of course, can make this prediction even more of a reality by sending your res gossip to 

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