First-year spread. The gaining of weight by first-year students. This is caused by the fact that first-years no longer have to participate in sport and instead resort to an abundance of poison-pies purchased at 02:00 from a petrol station.
Engineering. A term used to describe the absence of women.
Monate. A communal dining hall located on the Sport campus with an interesting business model. They provide food with the quality of a bowling alley kitchen and the pricing of Woolworths.
Lectures. The best way to convince yourself that spontaneous spring cleaning and a trip to buy staples is far more important.
Perdeby. The best student newspaper in South Africa. Legend has it that Kurt Cobain was guest Editor-in-Chief of the publication for a week and that the Queen of England reads the newspaper weekly. You should buy these guys a drink(s).