1. Break out into Beyonce’s “Halo”. This will inspire the Forum to join in and give campus something to talk about.
  2. Ask a legitimate question. No one will see it coming.
  3. Ask for help with your statistics assignment. If you don’t know what’s going on in that subject, then the smart students on the SRC might.
  4. Live-tweet the event. Then weep as your thumbs burst into flame from struggling to keep up.
  5. Fart. How would this not be funny?
  6. Speak in Russian when raising an issue and act like it’s normal.
  7. Shout out Ron Burgundy quotes in a high pitched voice. Who didn’t enjoy Anchorman?
  8. Pretend you’re a host on Top Gear when it’s your turn to speak. The best way to drop a bombshell on the proceedings is to end off with, “And on that bombshell…”
  9. Rig the PA system to play O Fortuna when you walk in. It always pays to make a good first impression.
  10. Bring pancakes. People will respect your kindness and make you their leader.
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